Night Prayer

Tonight prayer time went a little something like this...

Our Father who art in Heaven, Noah sit still, hallowed be thy name. Thy Kingdom come, quit poking me in the face, they will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, sit down on the bed, our daily bread, stop sticking your finger in my ear, and forgive us our trespasses, sit down NOW, as we forgive those who trespass against us, give me the book. And lead us not into temptation, do you want a timeout?, but deliver us from evil, Amen.


I'm pretty sure God was looking down laughing...at least I hope so.